Annette is my darling and soul-mate, and makes me feel all squishy. She also boosts my ego no end by telling me I'm not nearly as worthless as everybody thinks I am. We've been together now for about sixteen years, and not a moment too long. She's got long red hair, which is a fine thing for anyone to have, and her toes look like yams and are cute as a button. I don't think I'll say any more about Annette at this point, since I'll just get all pink and embarrassed and start dripping saccharine if I do.