We had a party in October 2007 involving large quantities of alcohol and a huge bonfire. Surprisingly, casualties were few.

I whipped up this image from a bunch of old advertising cuts to use as a fancy-schmancy invitation, but for one reason or another not many of them actually ended up being distributed. Ah well, never mind.

I have been asked what the significance of the fish-riders is. To which I respond, make something up, tell me, and I'll say if that's it.

Also, although I've coloured the vegetable as a carrot, I think it's actually a turnip or parsnip or something. But never mind, botanical accuracy is not the point here.